ambris:
“ iridepigs:
“ twinkcommunist:
“In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
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ambris:

iridepigs:

twinkcommunist:

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

(Source: wonderytho, via silvallium-z)

twineedle:

vinesforall:

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

its lavender  

(Source: petalpetal, via silvallium-z)

lorlocks:

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

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Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

(via eridone)


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